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Beat the Bastard Back: On Ego

Book releases, I’ve found, are a little like birthdays. For a few days people are going to notice something you’ve accomplished (in the...

The Manic Side

Eventually, it breaks. Eventually, after months or years of chipping away the thing breaks through and you’re where you want to be. This...

Everything is Awful

Congratulations. You have nineteen people at your party and all of them are having a good time. It’s not every day, or for that matter...

Anything to Hide a Face

Santana sits and watches the river run while the neverending noise names her background its property. She is still pretty enough. Santana...

Celebrity: You

You pay $10 a month in membership fees. In addition to of course $30 for the first 3 months, something they call “annual fees” and a $60...

Election Week

What a truly American week. The time has come to see if the Nation of Wealth and Privilege can withstand a fractured home. Having grown...

Lobsterhead Sees the Devil

It’s ironic that they call him that obviously, cause like, it’s radio, and how do they know what he even looks like? But they know the...

Make America Quirky Again

Her white shirt reads “Make America Quirky Again” in red and the tattoo on her bicep says “I Kiss Girls.” Massive breasts, no bra. It’s a...

Good People’s Oldest Children

“And so like, I just watched it, the baby duck, as it hopped and hopped at the median trying to catch up with its mother and its little...

Lucid

“It’s been a long night,” she said as she handed me a cup of coffee brewed in my own home. “We just need to ask a few questions.” She was...

When it Rains Down Here

This is a town of beautiful people. And watch how they move like they see no evil, and complement each other like they mean it. It’s an...

McGuire’s

The door creaks open when you come in, and there are 3 heavy chairs, two of which are occupied. This is a place of men, like a hardware...

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